(Selected
indignation, insight, witticism and commentary from me, an ex-Catholic
atheist.)
Say
It Loud and Clear!
The question professed Christians cannot
answer: "Why do you Christians sin so much?" Isn't the God you
believe in, once you embrace him (or is it her, or it?), supposed to infuse you
with the Divine Grace to make you stop sinning?! I had a Catholic priest tell
me, as a lame apologetic, "We're all sinners." To which we
"immoral" atheists can reply, "We may have 'sinned' by
masturbating, or having sexual intercourse outside of marriage, but none of
us sinned by—
Catholic priest-pedophilia (or by
Protestant pedophilia), nor by its deliberate cover-up by Catholic bishops and
cardinals!"
Christian
Liars
Of the Ten Commandments, both the
Protestant Ninth Commandment, and the Catholic Eighth Commandment, forbid
bearing false witness against one’s neighbor, i.e., lying. Yet Christians, notably both Protestant and
Catholic, lie all the time, especially when 1.) it’s to their advantage to do
so; 2.) to get back at someone; or 3.) to curry favor with a third party; or of
course, for any combination of the above.
They’ll even lie under oath, perjure themselves, if they think they can
get away with it. They’ll lie
shamelessly, banking on God’s forgiveness.
What hypocrites!
So
Many Moral Pieces of Shit…
…believe in God and the Savior
Jesus, and look forward to Divine Forgiveness for their transgressions when
they die, or even before, even as they freely commit moral atrocities against
others, in direct contravention of Christ’s own admonition to “Love thy
neighbor as thyself”!
Had
a chat with Satan today
He affirmed that he likes me, and thinks
I’m really worthwhile. He also gave me a
number of good things over the years:
metal music, “playing with myself,” recreational sex, just to name a
few. But Jesus Christ, meh. While he says he loves me unconditionally, he
also says I’m going to burn in hell forever for being an ex-Catholic atheist! As for Jesus’ Christian followers, they were
notable for consistently treating me like shit.
They are the analogues of the “good Jews” Jesus himself called “hypocrites,”
“Pharisees,” whited sepulchers.
Heretical
Did Satan create Catholic
priest-pedophiles, deliberately covering-up Catholic bishops and Cardinals,
indifferent-to-priest-pedophilia Popes, and in
my case personally, booze-soaked unctuous hypocrite Catholic priests
such as my high school principal? No,
theologically speaking! According to
Christian (not just Catholic, but including Catholic) theology, all these and
even more nefarious evils were created by omniscient, omnipotent, infallible
and benevolent God himself, not only out of his unconditional love for all
humanity (even as he sends many humans to the torment of burning in hell
forever!), but also, as part of his—Perfect Divine Plan.
The
Gospel According to Johnny B. Goode
(No,
Chuck Berry, I do not apologize!)
To paraphrase the Gospel of John—
“For God so loved the world he gave
it Catholic priest-pedophiles and deliberately covering-up bishops, Cardinals,
and even Popes; Prosperity Gospel hucksters such as Joel Osteen and Creflo
Dollar; Antichrist Christians such as Donald ‘I’m proud to be a Christian’
Trump; Popes Francis-and Leo XVI-bashing Catholics such as JD Vance, and much
more. Further, in his Yahweh
incarnation, God gave us Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, Smotrich, and those nasty West
Bank Jewish settlers; in his Allah incarnation gave us Hamas, Hezbollah, the
Houthis, Iran, and Islamism; and in his Catholic incarnation, gave us the
Inquisition, the persecution of Galileo, the ecclesiastical murder of Giordano
Bruno for teaching modern science, and the burning alive of tens of thousands
during the Middle Ages for alleged witchcraft, for homosexuality, and for
heresy!”
On
the Problem of Evil
I would remind you that it wasn't
Satan who created Catholic priest-pedophiles and their covering-up bishops and
cardinals, Prosperity Gospel hucksters such as Joel Osteen and Creflo Dollar,
Christians such as "I'm proud to be a Christian" Donald Trump, or
white Christian Nationalists—he turned all this creation over to God, who did
it as part of his Divine Love manifested in his Perfect Plan!
Have
to Hand It to the Catholic Church
It certainly knows how to provide
expertise on moral and behavioral issues.
For example, its experts on sexuality, sexual and romantic love, and
child rearing are all—ordained celibate old men who read about all such matters
in Latin while in the seminary!
Response
to a Christian Door-to-Door Missionary
In answer to the question, “Will
you allow Jesus Christ to enter your life today as your personal Savior?”:
“No, thank you. I’ve already allowed Satan to enter my life
as my personal Savior.”
It’s
Hard Being an “Immoral” Atheist!
It’s really hard being an “immoral”
atheist! And Christians should be more
charitable, and realize that. Consider
this. We spend our days in very busy, hectic,
activity raping, robbing, pillaging, and
murdering. Our days are so busy and
hectic doing all this that we don’t even have time to take a decent lunch
break. All we can do is grab a baby to
eat on the run. Then, after our hard,
hectic days, the only way we “immoral” atheists are able to relax in the
evening is through wild sex-and-drug orgies, after which we finally get some
sleep by passing out in a drug-and-alcohol-induced stupor. That’s a hard life we “immoral” atheists
have!
Aside
from Being an Atheist, What Am I?
I’m a victim of overwhelmingly
Christian maliciousness, cruelty, abuse, and insensitivity, primarily Catholic,
but also Protestant, upscale alleged “freethinkers” who didn’t want to confront
the religious abuse I suffered, and one nefarious Jewish person I thought was a
good friend until he betrayed me, then had the chutzpah to insist I “forgive”
him for his alleged “egregious stupidity”!
(In reality, though, his actions were all deliberate; the “egregious
stupidity” on his part was getting caught and being held to account!) I was bullied and socially ostracized in the
Catholic grade and high schools I was forced to attend; my Catholic siblings (my
four younger sisters who grew up with me, all pretty, pert, all of them sorority
girls in college, and all of them—vapid) regarded me as an ugly, unpopular nerd
they wanted nothing to do with. My
Catholic parents, when they weren’t screaming at me at the top of their lungs
in 15-minute-long tirades, utterly ignored me; and as a young adult in
Indianapolis, the “peaceable religious progressives,” with whom I agreed with
on a good 90 percent of the political issues of the day, responded to me with
maliciousness, bigotry, and dismissiveness.
All that, too, is what I am.
