Saturday, July 25, 2015

A poem "for" Indiana Governor Mike Pence

 
 
For Indiana Governor Mike Pence
 
Mike Pence,
Who ain’t worth two cents,
How does your Indiana garden grow?
With overgrown noxious weeds,
Gnarly young tree sprouts,
And piercing, stabbing thorns
All over the place, of course!


Sunday, July 19, 2015

Sabbatical closed—leaving behind fond memories, emptiness and loss


Sabbatical, the Indianapolis bar/restaurant in Broad Ripple, on the Strip at 921 Broad Ripple Avenue, closed its doors for good on July 12, 2015, victim of struggling business fortunes and an only-three-year lease set to expire.  But it leaves behind many fond memories for being an arts-and-original-music venue that was especially attractive both to aficionados and to inveterate square-pegs-in-round-holes such as myself.  And it went out in a splash, with four days of partying and special music events that featured some of Indianapolis’s most talented “other alternative” musicians, plugged-in acoustic folksingers and folk-rock bands, and ended its final night with the regular Sunday-evening show sponsored by Rocketship Comedy.  All in all, it gave us a good run for the money in its three-year tenure, a mightily unorthodox business finally felled by the humdrum  of “business as usual” in a burg never friendly to alternative voices that weren’t safely tamed by conventionality.


So the building that housed independent Sabbatical now stands empty in Broad Ripple, Indianapolis’s supposedly “hip” business venue-neighborhood that, despite the patina of picturesque pseudo-vintage storefronts, is dominated by conventionally-upscale chain boutiques and bars catering to frat rats and suburban shoppers who prefer a “hipster” ersatz to any really bohemian, creative, or unorthodox substance.  Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention’s  We’re Only in It for the Money LP delineated with eerie prescience just what Broad Ripple has become:  “Every town must have a place where phony hippies meet.”  Indianapolis itself—its smug complacency exposed in novels by its two most-talented Native Son contemporary authors, Dan Wakefield’s Going All the Way and Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions—killed Sabbatical, though the apparent cause was a limited lease that was only the tail end of the lease held by a previously-failed Mexican restaurant.  Yes, Indianapolis itself, characterized in the Vonnegut novel above as “the asshole of the universe,” really killed Sabbatical.  That and, of course, commercial greed; but a commercial greed above all seeking to maximize profit by kowtowing to the lowest-common-denominator conventionality and generic standard.  This is simply standard operating procedure in Indianapolis, also known as IndiaNOPLACE:  a big city bereft of any kind of truly urban ambience outside of staid business districts and a plethora of shopping malls where everything looks essentially the same because everything is essentially the same.  Because, at bottom, Indianapolis is a burg straight out of those angry novels by Sinclair Lewis, cities that are really only overgrown small, insular towns which Lewis immortalized in his telling phrase, “dullness made god.”


But the three owners of Sabbatical tried—Dave Queisser, his wife Jeannie, and their associate, Kevin Phillips.  Queisser, an experienced bar owner, had previously owned the Hideaway and Locals Only, places where those who were unconventional and loved original art and music always felt at home.  To Dave, hanging original artwork on the walls by local artists and having bands play music of all genres that was different from one which one heard on the radio, and was more often than not originally composed, was just part and parcel of the way he did business.  Certainly he wanted to make a living at what he did; but that was not his sole raison d’etre.  Creating a quality ambience was.  Creating spaces where artists, musicians, and the unconventional and unorthodox could feel comfortable and belonging was as integral to his business models as was having a bottom line that didn’t end in red ink (which, unfortunately, Sabbatical did).  Call him a businessman with a vision; and yes, a vision that in the end, both for Locals Only and for Sabbatical, was undermined by landlords focused on high-profit “economic development” of their properties.


From its beginning in late summer 2012, Sabbatical tried to be a bar/restaurant that was different.  But its very location in Broad Ripple was antithetical for that—because over-commercialized Broad Ripple already had too many bars, far more conventional bars that catered to a far more conventional clientele than the type that would find Sabbatical congenial.  And there were space limitations in the building that housed Sabbatical that interfered with making Sabbatical the kind of place that the owners had really wanted it to be.  It was much smaller than Locals Only had been, and lacked the stage that Locals Only had for the musicians and bands.  That meant that the musicians had to make do in a corner on the floor of the second room, walled off from the bar area, which was in another room; thus, a built-in physical setup that separated the patrons of one room from those in the other—an obvious hindrance for musicians and audiences alike.  Further, Broad Ripple is plagued by lack of parking space, and the space that is available is either almost always metered or, if on private lots, expensive.  Though Sabbatical did have a small parking lot in the back, space was readily taken up—often by people who weren’t customers of Sabbatical; but it was just too expensive and bothersome to regularly patrol for miscreants and tow them away.  Moreover, the exotic, rather gourmet, menu Sabbatical tried when it first opened did not suit well the burgers-and-fries tastes of the regular Broad Ripple denizens, and had to be regularly downsized and conventionalized lest food rot away unsold.  So even the large crowds eating and drinking on the front patio the first two years of Sabbatical did not translate into profitability—and because of the thick stucco walls that trapped heat and humidity Sabbatical’s inside was never much of a draw, and was usually only sparsely occupied. 


Last, the square-pegs-in-round-holes ambience of Sabbatical itself simply did not attract because it was far too unconventional for the conventionality that is at the heart of Broad Ripple’s present-day bar and partying-hangout appeal—as a place where white fraternity types and business majors can rub shoulders with the white upscale suburbanite young and not be disturbed by those who are brazenly different, who lack mainstream aesthetics and values, and who, moreover, are decidedly of a darker skin color and cultural sense.  It is telling that the two bars in Broad Ripple most noted for their overflow patronage, Kilroy’s and Brothers, are both chain establishments with studiously antiseptic décor, bar versions, essentially, of a Steak ‘n Shake!


Now Sabbatical’s building is empty—but it’s not the only emptiness Sabbatical left behind.  I felt this keenly on the Tuesday and Wednesday after closing, when I became distraught that there was now no longer a Sabbatical to go to for a friendly brew and banter with Gina, the regular bartender those two days.  And that I deeply missed both that and her.  Along with TJ, Jeff, Krista, Damon, John, Chris, Steve, Jeannie, Kevin, and the other good friends I felt I had there, some of whom I may never see again.  And how I will miss the friendly-mocking banter of Dave Queisser, his genial insults that paradoxically made me feel appreciated, his chuckling “dismissal” of me as one utterly lacking in social skills, but nonetheless intelligent, accomplished, and a valued customer all the way back to Hideaway days.  Now I had lost another ambience where square-pegs-in-round-holes were welcome, because in Indianapolis few places welcome square-pegs-in-round-holes.  They even try to get rid of them despite their being paying customers, as was true with the Sinking Ship, transmogrified by the greed of the owners from a hipster bar to yet another frat-rat sports bar. Here I had been deliberately insulted and told never to return by the manager sitting five seats down, despite being a paying customer, because  I was no longer the kind of ultra-conventional customer the owners wanted!   There just aren’t many places in this justly-named IndiaNOPLACE that want offbeat poets and writers coming in.  Now I am left with only the Melody Inn, primarily a late-night music venue that is accepting of both me and my writing, and where I am greeted and made to feel welcome by the socially-liberal-yet-fiscally-conservative libertarian owners—when the place is open.  Yet that is but all there is now, unless I settle for a generic bar just for a brew absent any sense of belonging, of feeling truly welcome; but if it’s only brew I wish, better to just stay at home and drink by myself!  Another emptiness that has enveloped me now that Sabbatical’s gone.


And there is a bigger loss also: the art and music that Sabbatical had, something carried on by Dave from the Hideaway and Locals Only that made them places that both the customers and the musicians enjoyed.  That certainly was something that was felt those four days of Sabbatical’s final partying; and was felt by me personally when local musician Jethro Easyfields invited me to the mic to do some Lenny Bruce/George Carlin-inspired stand-up comedy.  Because only at Sabbatical would I have been so invited, and only at Sabbatical would I have been appreciated for that.  Alas, now it’s gone.  The crowds just aren’t there for those who publicly perform the offbeat.  Only poets come to poetry readings, effectively making them read only for themselves and a small coterie of others, never for broader audiences; and the same for comedy also.  We who do original spoken-word art aren’t welcome by the general crowd, who only want to hear karaoke and DJs.  Even live music, especially if it’s original and not just copies of what’s heard on the radio, isn’t much wanted anymore here in IndiaNOPLACE, to the chagrin—and unemployment—of my many musician friends.  Ah, sad but true—only the staid, the familiar, the derivative, and the conventional has market appeal anymore.


It wasn’t always that way, but is now, and what was once a vibrant scene in Broad Ripple precisely for what Sabbatical offered has now been absent for a couple of decades.  Back in the 1980s Broad Ripple had a vibrant live music scene, where punk and alternative predominated, throngs of the young walked the streets, the Patio nightclub drew enthusiastic crowds for unconventional music and ambience, the telephone poles and city light posts were pasted over solidly with colorful fliers advertising alternative cultural events.  But all that was too much for the conventional merchants, who wanted to clear the place of the “clutter” of improvised fliers and skateboarding youth who weren’t twenty-one and big spenders in the bars and boutiques, and  didn’t patronize the strictly commercial ersatz the merchants offered.  So the youth on the streets were chased off, new venues opened that served alcohol and thus forbade youth to enter, posting on telephone poles and city light posts was punishable, and black youth in this predominantly white part of town seen as potential “criminals”  The police “helped out” by aggressively prowling for those suspected of partying too much, and ever-so-“helpfully” arrested them for drunk driving or public intoxication—putting yet another chill on the street scene, and thus ensuring “respectability” for the merchants, who weren’t selling anything original, but were only franchising national and regional chains.  Loss of innocence to commercial “reality”—the vibrancy of youth and experimentation giving way to “proper” old-age stodginess and devoted dullness in the name of profit.  In such an environment a Sabbatical could not last, and didn’t; but, needless to say, it will be sorely missed—and the good times, as well as the loss and emptiness left behind, well remembered