Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Special Celebrity Pizzas

I've been away from my blog for awhile due to illness and work. so I thought I'd start again by posting a little satirical humor. "Specialty Celebrity Pizzas" grew out of a conversation with friends about a pizzeria that specialized in unique offerings named after celebrities. Sh here are my own Specials, brought to you by Chef and Humorist George Fish!

Barry Manilow Pizza (has to be really lame)--topped with Chef Boy-Ar-Dee spaghetti and meatballs

George W. Bush Pizza--a half-baked pizza crust topped exclusively with American cheese. Hold the hummus!

Glenn Beck Pizza--severely undercooked male cow meat on a half-raw pizza crust: 100% bull, and the whole thing only half-baked

Barack Obama/Bill Clinton Pizza--topped with waffles

Rush Limbaugh Pizza--topped with corn and sprinkled liberally with bullshit. Served with vitriol on the side

Fox News "Fair and Balanced" Pizza--all the toppings so placed that the whole pizza tilts sharply to the right

Hu Jintao Pizza--topped with American-style club sandwich. Hold the Ma-o!

Benjamin Netanyahu Pizza--stolen pita bread topped with Kosher corned beef

Islamic Suicide Bomber Pizza--a heavenly delight served exclusively by virgin waitresses

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Pizza--we deny this pizza contains any Kosher pastrami, lox and bagels, or Gefilte fish! Or that it ever did!

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Pizza--Mexican-style taco pizza with 100% made-in-USA ingredients only

Senator Mitch McConnell Pizza--contains absolutely nothing, because we can't afford it!

Rand Paul Pizza--topped with ribs, collard greens and chitlins: proprietor reserves the right to refuse to serve it to anyone he pleases!

Wall Street Pizza--topped exclusively with massive amounts of money

BP Pizza--massively spread all over with Louisiana Gulf oil: so popular Bobby Jindal demands more!

Healthcare Reform Pizza-- a healthy mixture of fruits and vegetables with no recisions, but sprinkled liberally with deductables, exclusions and loopholes

Afghan War Pizza Buffet--all you can stomach, with no end in in sight

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