I've been away from my blog for awhile due to illness and work. so I thought I'd start again by posting a little satirical humor. "Specialty Celebrity Pizzas" grew out of a conversation with friends about a pizzeria that specialized in unique offerings named after celebrities. Sh here are my own Specials, brought to you by Chef and Humorist George Fish!
Barry Manilow Pizza (has to be really lame)--topped with Chef Boy-Ar-Dee spaghetti and meatballs
George W. Bush Pizza--a half-baked pizza crust topped exclusively with American cheese. Hold the hummus!
Glenn Beck Pizza--severely undercooked male cow meat on a half-raw pizza crust: 100% bull, and the whole thing only half-baked
Barack Obama/Bill Clinton Pizza--topped with waffles
Rush Limbaugh Pizza--topped with corn and sprinkled liberally with bullshit. Served with vitriol on the side
Fox News "Fair and Balanced" Pizza--all the toppings so placed that the whole pizza tilts sharply to the right
Hu Jintao Pizza--topped with American-style club sandwich. Hold the Ma-o!
Benjamin Netanyahu Pizza--stolen pita bread topped with Kosher corned beef
Islamic Suicide Bomber Pizza--a heavenly delight served exclusively by virgin waitresses
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Pizza--we deny this pizza contains any Kosher pastrami, lox and bagels, or Gefilte fish! Or that it ever did!
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Pizza--Mexican-style taco pizza with 100% made-in-USA ingredients only
Senator Mitch McConnell Pizza--contains absolutely nothing, because we can't afford it!
Rand Paul Pizza--topped with ribs, collard greens and chitlins: proprietor reserves the right to refuse to serve it to anyone he pleases!
Wall Street Pizza--topped exclusively with massive amounts of money
BP Pizza--massively spread all over with Louisiana Gulf oil: so popular Bobby Jindal demands more!
Healthcare Reform Pizza-- a healthy mixture of fruits and vegetables with no recisions, but sprinkled liberally with deductables, exclusions and loopholes
Afghan War Pizza Buffet--all you can stomach, with no end in in sight
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