Another poetic creation--this one on Christianity

IS IT TRUE?

 

The only good Christian

is a dead one!

Yes, there are exceptions

(few and far between

I might add), but—

it’s also true that

even a blind squirrel

finds an acorn sometimes!

Another poem of Politically Correct Liberation

^{COME THE REVOLUTION}

^{THAT LIBERATES ALL}

^{(EVEN THE SIDEWALK!)}

^{O poor,}

^downtrodden,

^plebian

^sidewalk,

^{so nobly}

^proletarian

^{in your}

^being

^{as you are}

^{walked on}

^{and spit upon}

^{by men}

^{(and some}

^{women too,}

^{who should}

^{know better}

^because

^{of their own}

^{structural oppression}

^{under patriarchy).}

^{But your day}

^{shall come,}

^{and you shall}

^{be liberated}

^{from being}

^{walked on}

^and

^{trampled under}

^{the shod}

^{and even bare}

^{feet of men}

^{(and yes,}

^alas!

^{some women too):}

^{when that}

^{glorious day of the}

^{Proletarian Revolution}

^comes,

^{and all oppressed}

^{rise up}

^{to reclaim}

^{their stolen earth.}

^{Including you too,}

^{O noble,}

^downtrodden,

^proletarian

^sidewalk!

 

A poem of Politically Correct Liberation

MENAGE À TREE

(originally posted in the Facebook group

“Human Rights for Every Tree—Check Your ‘Human Privilege’”)

 

If only I could be a tree,

Then indeed I could be free;

But alas I'm only human,

Which is really to be subhuman.

I would change, if only I could!

But what can I do but knock on wood?

But that would violate the rights of a tree,

And reduce it but to the level of me.

Oh what a wretched, disgusting fool I am

For having the temerity to be a human man!

It's time for me to run for office (a poem on my political plans)

I’m thinking of

running for Anti-Christ—

because twenty-one hundred

years of Christianity is

certainly more than enough!