Another poem of Politically Correct Liberation

^{COME THE REVOLUTION}

^{THAT LIBERATES ALL}

^{(EVEN THE SIDEWALK!)}

^{O poor,}

^downtrodden,

^plebian

^sidewalk,

^{so nobly}

^proletarian

^{in your}

^being

^{as you are}

^{walked on}

^{and spit upon}

^{by men}

^{(and some}

^{women too,}

^{who should}

^{know better}

^because

^{of their own}

^{structural oppression}

^{under patriarchy).}

^{But your day}

^{shall come,}

^{and you shall}

^{be liberated}

^{from being}

^{walked on}

^and

^{trampled under}

^{the shod}

^{and even bare}

^{feet of men}

^{(and yes,}

^alas!

^{some women too):}

^{when that}

^{glorious day of the}

^{Proletarian Revolution}

^comes,

^{and all oppressed}

^{rise up}

^{to reclaim}

^{their stolen earth.}

^{Including you too,}

^{O noble,}

^downtrodden,

^proletarian

^sidewalk!